Anal Country is a bluegrass duo from Rapist's Holler, Tennessee. They're not related but their parents are.

On vocals is Dustpan Dan. After getting kicked off of his pappy's farm for starting a fight over whether or not the crescent moon on the outhouse door was Islamic, he signed up for the navy. He spent the next few years drinking and whoring, wondering about his purpose in life. Then one day, an overzealous ladyboy sat on his balls too hard, and he discovered that he could yodel. Since then he's been caring for his gift by smoking too much and not practicing very often.

On guitar and banjo is N. E. Rupehut. After sneaking into Oak Ridge because he heard there was an abandoned crate of BUTTMAN magazines there, he was exposed to a massive dose of radiation. This granted him the power to play any fretted instrument at a mediocre level and have a shorter lifespan. He is the currently a middle school janitor in Dover, Tennessee, and Miku-chan is his waifu.